13 Things You Need To Know Before Dating a Southern Woman
Very good news: you might never be without a coozie once again.
1. There isn’t any such thing as a “quick journey” anywhere because even Dallas is a small city. She’ll see her fourth-grade instructor’s nephew during the food store and invest a complete half-hour paying attention to him describe their current colonoscopy.
2. She would prefer to perish than fail to RSVP. Her copy of Emily Post is much more well-worn than a preacher’s bible. She is a cotillion graduate. She never ever turns up to a celebration empty-handed and delivers a thank-you note if you a great deal as gave her a hankie.
3. But you can be drunk by her beneath the dining table. Between most of the fairs, weddings, tailgates, deb balls, and oyster roasts, she’s had a complete lot of training.
4. Her tailgate prep is more complex than Eisenhower’s maneuvering at Normandy. Continua a leggere
